Life of Crime As a young girl Mean Little Mama wasn't made of sugar and spice, in fact she kicked the boys and made them cry. Growing up on the wrong side of the tracks didn't stop her from bullying a high school hunk into marriage, she's just not one to leave empty handed. Their union ended suddenly, at the same time his life came to a screeching halt in a fiery car crash caused by brake line failure. After Mean Little Mama's second husband died in a mysterious landscaping accident, police investigated both deaths as suspicious, and she was eventually convicted of 2 counts of 1st degree murder. Currently she has plans to wed a penpal made while a guest of her majesty and looks forward to cozy conjugal visits.
