Life of Crime
Under lock and key for causing commuter carnage on the
Lakeshore West line. Service delays, noisy cellphones, vapid
conversation, and obscenely slow walkers sent MC completely off the
rails early one morning. The records relating to her charges that day
have been sealed, but she has a vague memory of a BBQ lighter, a can
of hair spray, and a funny smell. If any of her appeals work out MC
plans to start skating to work, even if it is all the way from
Steeltown to Hogtown.